The Painter Dad
A dad is painting the living room with his son. The son looks at his dad’s hands and says, “Wow, Dad, your hands are so messy!”
Dad laughs and says, “That’s nothing. Wait until you see the paint all over my back!”
The son frowns, “How’d you get paint on your back?”
The dad winks, “Well, kid, when you’re as experienced as me, you’ll know that things can get real messy when you’re painting corners!”