The Washing Machine
A dad is loading the washing machine, and his daughter walks in.
“Dad, why do you always smell like detergent?” she asks.
He chuckles, “Because I’m always cleaning up everyone’s mess around here!”
She shakes her head. “Yeah, but why are you so bad at folding laundry?”
The dad grins, “Because when I get to the folding part, I’ve already been through the dirty business. You don’t want perfection after getting your hands in the mess, trust me!”