The Plumber Joke
A plumber dad gets home late one evening. His son asks, “Why are you so dirty, Dad?”
He replies, “Well, when you spend your day unclogging other people’s messes, you’re bound to get a little… backed up.”
The son laughs, “You mean pipes?”
The dad winks, “Let’s just say I handle all the dirty jobs so you don’t have to!”
A dad who works construction comes home covered in dust and grime.
“Why do you always come back so dirty, Dad?” his son asks.
Dad smirks and says, “Because I’m building dreams, and sometimes, dreams come with a whole lot of dirt!”
