The Forgetful Professor
A college professor is famous for being brilliant but extremely forgetful. One day, his wife tells him, “You’ve got an important conference today. Don’t forget your notes!”
He nods, grabs his briefcase, and heads out.
At the conference, he starts his presentation and realizes his briefcase is empty. Panicking, he calls his wife.
“Did you forget your notes again?” she asks.
“No,” he says. “I forgot to bring my pants.”
There’s silence, and then she replies, “You’re lucky you’re smart, or you’d never survive out there!”
