The Job Interview Gone Wrong
A man goes to a job interview, and the interviewer says, “Tell me about yourself.”
The man says, “Well, I’m great at multitasking. For example, I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once!”
The interviewer laughs and says, “Impressive. Why do you want this job?”
The man replies, “Because my mom said I couldn’t live in her basement forever.”
The interviewer says, “You’re hired.”
