Your Mom and the Game Show
Your mom is so smart, she went on a trivia game show, and they canceled the competition because she answered every question before the host could finish asking. The producers now send her a check every month to stay off TV and “give others a chance.”
Your mom is so thrifty, she went to the supermarket with $20 and left with a cart full of groceries, change in her pocket, and a job offer from the manager to teach “shopping hacks.” Now, every aisle has a sign that says, “Inspired by Your Mom.”
