Your Mom and the Bank Heist
Your mom is so persuasive, she once stopped a bank robbery with a smile. She convinced the robbers to open savings accounts and invest in retirement plans. Now, they’re successful entrepreneurs who send her holiday cards every year.|
Your mom is so strong, she walked into the gym, and the weights started lifting themselves. The trainer quit on the spot, saying, “I’ll never be this good.” Now, there’s a plaque on the wall that says, “In Honor of Your Mom, Who Made Fitness Look Easy.”
