Santa and the Wi-Fi
Santa walks into a coffee shop to check his Naughty or Nice list online.
He asks the barista, “What’s the Wi-Fi password?”
The barista says, “You need to buy a coffee first.”
Santa buys a coffee and asks again, “Now, what’s the Wi-Fi password?”
The barista smiles and says, “You need to buy a coffee first… all lowercase, no spaces.”
Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend?
Because every time things heated up, she said, “I’m melting!”
He thought she was just being dramatic… until one day, she was literally a puddle.
Now he’s dating Frostina, who knows how to keep her cool.
