Elf vs. Technology
Why don’t elves ever use smartphones?
Because they keep getting stuck on the toy settings screen and accidentally order 1,000 miniature rocking horses instead of sending a text.
When the North Pole IT guy asked, “Did you try turning it off and on again?”
The elf replied, “No, but I tried shaking it like a snow globe.”
Last Christmas, I left cookies out for Santa.
He wrote me a note saying, “Please, no more gluten!”
So this year, I left out kale chips and almond milk.
Santa took one look and left me a note saying, “You’ve officially sleigh-ed my appetite. No presents for you.”
