Christmas Tree Shopping
I went Christmas tree shopping with my wife.
She picked a tree and asked, “What do you think?”
I said, “It’s nice, but it’s leaning to the left.”
She said, “It’s fine, we’ll just adjust it.”
We got home, and after two hours of adjusting, I realized… the tree wasn’t leaning.
I was.
My family argued about the best Christmas carol.
My wife loves “Silent Night.”
My son prefers “Jingle Bells.”
I said, “Personally, I love ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas.’”
