The Homework Hero
A kid comes home from school and says, “Mom, I have a project due tomorrow.”
Mom: “When did you find out about this?”
Kid: “Two weeks ago.”
Mom sighs, pulls out glue, markers, and poster board from the closet, and says, “Alright, let’s get started.”
The kid asks, “How did you know we’d need this?”
Mom smiles, “Because I always know. It’s called ‘Momstinct.’”
The kid looks confused. “What’s that?”
Mom says, “It’s like instinct, but with more glitter and last-minute panic.”