The Vampire’s Therapy Session
A vampire decides to visit a therapist because he feels unmotivated.
He says, “I just don’t feel like myself anymore. I’m tired all the time, I’m avoiding my usual victims, and I’ve started drinking decaf blood.”
The therapist asks, “When was the last time you took some time off?”
The vampire sighs, “A few centuries ago. It’s hard to take a break when you’re eternally employed.”
The therapist nods and suggests, “Maybe you need to focus on self-care. Try a spa day.”
The vampire’s eyes light up. “A blood bath, you mean?”
The therapist replies, “Well, I was thinking more about aromatherapy… but hey, whatever drains your stress.”