The Birthday Gift Dilemma
A woman gets a call from her husband who’s at the store buying her a birthday gift. He says, “I’m having a hard time deciding between a new watch and a necklace.”
She thinks for a second and says, “Well, I’d prefer something that would give me more time.”
He replies, “Then how about a watch?”
She laughs and says, “No, something that gives me more time… maybe a time machine!”