The “Best” Vacation Idea
A guy tells his friend he’s planning the best vacation ever. “I’m going to climb Mount Everest! It’s going to be incredible. I’ve already booked everything.”
His friend looks at him and says, “I thought you hated heights. Aren’t you terrified of climbing mountains?”
The guy grins and says, “That’s the best part! The fear of the unknown is what makes it thrilling. Plus, I’ll get a certificate at the end that says ‘I survived the world’s tallest mountain’… and I’ll have to mail it to myself.”
His friend looks confused, “So you’re not actually climbing Mount Everest?”
“Nope,” he says. “I’m going to the highest point of the local mall and just tell people it’s basically the same thing.”
