The Job Interview
A dog walks into a job interview. The manager looks at him and says, “You’re a dog. What could you possibly do here?”
The dog barks confidently, “I’m great at multitasking. I can herd sheep, fetch papers, and even make people smile!”
The manager raises an eyebrow. “Alright, but can you type?”
The dog hops up on the desk and starts typing up a flawless report.
The manager, impressed, says, “Okay, but can you speak another language?”
The dog wags his tail and says, “Oui, je parle français!”
The manager stares at the dog in shock. “You’re hired! But why do you even want this job?”
The dog sighs, “I’m just tired of being the underdog.”
