The Time-Traveling Dad
A dad walks into the kitchen and says, “Guess what? I invented a time machine!”
His daughter raises an eyebrow and says, “Oh really? Where is it?”
The dad smiles and says, “You’re standing in it.”
The daughter looks confused. “This is just the kitchen.”
The dad nods and says, “Exactly! Every time I walk in here, it’s time for a snack.”
