The Dog’s Identity Crisis
A dad and his kids are walking their dog when the dad stops and says, “Hey, do you think our dog knows he’s adopted?”
The kids laugh and say, “Dogs can’t understand adoption!”
The dad looks at the dog and says, “Buddy, is this true? Have you been barking up the wrong family tree?”
The dog wags his tail, and the dad adds, “He didn’t deny it. Case closed!”
