The Dad Chef
A dad is grilling burgers in the backyard when his neighbor leans over the fence and asks, “What’s your secret to making the best burgers?”
The dad flips a patty dramatically and says, “It’s simple. I talk to the meat.”
The neighbor laughs. “What do you even say to it?”
The dad smirks. “Oh, just the usual… ‘You’re about to get grilled, but don’t worry, it’s for a good cause.’”
The neighbor rolls his eyes and says, “That’s the cheesiest thing I’ve ever heard.”
The dad grins. “Exactly! And now you know why the burgers are extra good.”
