The Broken Calculator
A dad sees his son struggling with his math homework. The son says, “My calculator isn’t working. Can you help me?”
The dad picks up the calculator, looks at it seriously, and says, “Well, it seems like it’s… out of function.”
The son groans. “That doesn’t even make sense, Dad.”
The dad grins and says, “You’re right. But you know what always adds up? My love for you.”
The kids look at him innocently and ask, “Why? What’s wrong with 72?”
The dad, holding back mock tears, says, “I just wanted to save some money, but I guess we’re living the high life now!”
