The Cat Therapist
A cat walks into a therapist’s office looking a bit stressed. The therapist asks, “What seems to be the problem, Mr. Whiskers?”
The cat sighs and says, “I just can’t get my life together. I feel like I’m constantly chasing my own tail, and no matter how fast I run, I never get anywhere.”
The therapist thinks for a moment and responds, “Well, Mr. Whiskers, I think I have the perfect solution for you. You need to stop running in circles and take some time to just… purr.”
The cat looks at the therapist with a puzzled expression. “Purr?”
The therapist smiles. “Yes, relax, take a nap, maybe even sit in a sunbeam for a while. You’ll be amazed at how everything clears up when you take it easy.”
The cat pauses, then with a sigh, says, “I guess you’re right. But first, can you help me get this laser pointer off my back? I’m exhausted from chasing it around!”