The Forgotten Graveyard
A man takes a shortcut through a graveyard one night and notices a figure digging furiously. “What are you doing?” the man asks.
The figure, pale and skeletal, replies, “Trying to find a way out.”
Shocked, the man stammers, “You’re a ghost?”
The figure pauses, then smirks, “Nah, just an overworked grave digger. But thanks for the idea.”
At a wedding, the bride whispers to the groom, “Do you believe in ghosts?”
The groom chuckles, “Of course not!”
The bride smiles darkly, “Good, because if you cheat, I’ll become one.”
