The Job Offer
A man dies and wakes up in a luxurious office. A sharply dressed figure greets him, “Welcome! You’ve been selected for a special afterlife program.”
The man looks confused. “Am I in heaven?”
The figure laughs. “Not exactly. We’re offering you a management position… in hell.”
The man gasps, “Why me?”
The figure leans in. “You led all those boring meetings in life. Time to see how it feels when no one listens to you.”
