The Unhelpful Doctor
A man visits his doctor complaining of a recurring nightmare. “I dream I’m being chased through a dark forest by a shadowy figure.”
The doctor nods thoughtfully. “Hmm, classic anxiety.”
“Can you help me stop it?” the man pleads.
The doctor smiles eerily. “Why stop it? Dreams like that are where I get my best ideas… about what comes next.”
Needless to say, the man switched doctors immediately.
