The Dinner Party
A wealthy man throws an extravagant dinner party and serves his guests an exquisite soup. Everyone raves about it. “What’s the secret ingredient?” someone asks.
The host smiles mysteriously. “A bit of myself in every dish.”
The guests laugh nervously, but one notices a Band-Aid on the host’s hand. “Did you hurt yourself cooking?”
The host chuckles darkly. “Let’s just say… I’m fully committed to my recipes.”
A renowned surgeon tells his colleagues, “I never lose a patient.”
Impressed, one doctor asks, “What’s your secret?”
The surgeon grins, “I just transfer them to my brother.”
Curious, the doctor asks, “Oh, what does he do?”
The surgeon replies, “He’s an undertaker.”
