The Talking Snowboots
The Talking Snowboots

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The Talking Snowboots

One winter morning, a little girl named Lily put on her snowboots to go outside. Suddenly, the boots spoke: “Hey, we’re tired of just walking! Let’s go sledding!” Lily was shocked but agreed. She slid down hills and stomped in snowbanks, and the boots giggled the whole time. At the end of the day, the boots said, “Thanks for the adventure! Same time tomorrow?” Lily laughed, “Sure, as long as you don’t talk during math class!”
A group of kids opened a snowball-making business. They made snowballs in all shapes and sizes: big, small, round, and square! One day, a customer complained, “This snowball is too cold!” The kids laughed and said, “Well, what did you expect? We don’t sell warm snow!”

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