Grandpa’s Time Machine
A grandpa shows his grandson a dusty box in the attic, claiming it’s a time machine. Intrigued, the boy asks, “How does it work?”
Grandpa puts on an old hat and says, “Step one: Wear a silly hat. Step two: Sit quietly.”
Minutes pass, and the boy grows impatient. “Nothing’s happening!”
Grandpa chuckles, “Welcome to 1962—before smartphones. Time flew slower back then!”