The Ghost Gym
A ghost decides to join a gym to “boost his spirits.” On his first day, he picks up weights and shouts, “This is dead lifting!” Everyone groans.
He tries yoga but floats out of downward dog. Frustrated, he attempts Zumba, only to spook the instructor.
“Why are you here?” she asks.
“To get boo-tiful!” he replies.
A man is fishing by a river when he catches a fish that suddenly starts talking. The fish says, “Please, don’t eat me! I can grant you three wishes.”
The man, shocked, agrees.
His first wish: “I want a million dollars!”
