The Naughty Genie
A man and a woman find an old lamp on the beach and rub it. Out pops a genie who says, “You each get one wish!”
The woman goes first and says, “I wish to live a life of luxury, surrounded by mansions, jewelry, and fine things.”
The genie snaps his fingers, and she’s transported to a palace filled with wealth.
The man says, “I want my wish to last a lifetime, so I wish for my wife to always need me for everything.”
The genie nods and makes the wish come true.
A week later, the man visits the genie and says, “Undo the wish! Now she calls me to open jars, lift boxes, and explain every TV show plot twist. I’m exhausted!”
