The Farmer’s Trick
A city woman visits a farm for the first time and asks the farmer, “How do you keep your cows so happy and producing so much milk?”
The farmer chuckles, “Easy! Every morning, I whisper sweet nothings to them, give them gentle pats, and play soft music.”
Impressed, she asks, “Do you do the same for your chickens?”
The farmer says, “Oh no, for the chickens, I just promise them no one’s having omelets tomorrow.”
