The Honeymoon Plan
A couple is planning their honeymoon, and the wife asks, “What’s your dream destination?”
The husband replies, “Somewhere warm, romantic, and full of adventure—like the kitchen when you cook pasta!”
The wife laughs, “Well, let’s hope the bedroom gets as hot as the stove!”
The husband smirks, “As long as you’re the chef, I’ll bring the spice!”
A couple checks into a hotel room, and the wife notices that the bed is squeaky.
She calls the front desk and says, “We need a quieter bed; this one will give us away!”
The receptionist replies, “Ma’am, we can send maintenance, but most people just use it as background music.”
