The Naughty Mechanic
A woman brings her car to the mechanic, saying, “It’s making a weird noise when I hit 50 mph.”
The mechanic takes it for a drive and says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about—just turn up the radio louder, and you won’t hear it anymore.”
She replies, “That’s a great solution, but will it work with my husband’s snoring too?”
The mechanic grins, “If he snores at 50 mph, you might need earplugs instead of a tune-up!”
