The Bedtime Talk
A wife asks her husband, “Why do you always fall asleep before me?”
He replies, “Because I’m dreaming of you already!”
She smiles and says, “That’s sweet, but if you dream of me, why do I keep hearing you mutter ‘pizza’ and ‘extra cheese’ in your sleep?”
The husband laughs, “Because you’re the extra cheese in my life—so cheesy it’s irresistible!”
A math teacher tells her class, “Let’s solve a real-life problem. If Tim has 20 chocolates and eats 10, what does he have left?”
A student raises his hand and says, “A sugar rush and a dentist appointment!”
The teacher laughs and says, “Looks like someone’s already solved the real problem.”
