The Pirate’s Treasure
A pirate spends 20 years searching for treasure. He digs countless holes, endures storms, and loses most of his crew to hardship. Finally, he finds an old chest buried deep in the sand. He opens it, trembling with excitement, only to discover a neatly written note inside:
“The real treasure is the friends you lost along the way.”
He sighs and says, “I should’ve just stuck with the map I got from Walmart.”