The Talkative Driver
A man gets into a taxi and tells the driver to take him to the airport.
On the way, the driver says, “You know, I used to be a brain surgeon.”
The passenger, surprised, asks, “Why did you quit?”
The driver replies, “Too much stress. Now I get to drive people around and share my knowledge.”
The passenger says, “That’s nice. What’s the most important thing you learned?”
The driver thinks for a moment and says, “Always double-check your GPS. I’ve taken people to the wrong place more times than I can count.”
