The Mysterious Gift
A man receives a beautifully wrapped box in the mail with no return address. Inside, he finds a single piece of paper that reads: Open this box only when you feel truly lost.
Years pass, and the man’s life spirals downward. On a particularly bad night, he remembers the box, opens it, and finds another note inside: Still lost, huh? That sucks.
A man moves into a house that everyone says is haunted. He decides to test the theory by staying up late with a flashlight.
Around midnight, a ghost appears and says, “Leave this house, or else!”
The man laughs and says, “What are you going to do, kill me?”
The ghost replies, “No, I’ll move in with you. Rent-free.”
