The Chicken Philosopher
A chicken walks into a philosophy class and sits down at a desk. The professor looks at the chicken, slightly confused, and says, “Alright, what are you here to discuss?” The chicken replies, “I’m here to ponder the age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road?” The professor raises an eyebrow. “Isn’t that a simple riddle?” The chicken chuckles. “That’s what you think. I’ve spent years in contemplation and I’ve come to the conclusion that crossing the road is not the point—it’s about the road itself. Is the road a metaphor for life’s inevitable paths, or simply a social construct?” The professor, now lost in thought, forgets to answer, and the chicken proudly leaves with no further explanation.
