The Chicken CEO
A chicken was appointed CEO of a successful egg company. It walked into the office on the first day, wearing a tiny business suit, and immediately gathered the staff for a meeting. “Listen up, team,” the chicken clucked. “We’re going to hatch some new ideas, and we’re cracking down on inefficiencies. No more chickening out!” The employees, mostly hens, were impressed by the chicken’s confidence and drive. However, during the next company retreat, the chicken spent all its time playing golf. When asked about it, the chicken replied, “You can’t run an egg empire without cracking a few yolks.”
