The Snowman and the Date
Why did the snowman cancel his date?
Well, he met her at a winter festival, and everything seemed perfect. She had a great laugh, a beautiful scarf, and buttons for days. They agreed to meet at the local skating rink, but when he arrived, she was gone—just a puddle and a soggy carrot left behind.
Turns out, she was a snow woman made of poor decisions and too much sun exposure. Moral of the story? Never trust someone who melts under pressure.
