The DIY Disaster
One Saturday, Dad decided to install shelves in the living room. Armed with a drill, a level, and his legendary overconfidence, he declared, “I don’t need instructions. Instructions are for amateurs!”
Hours later, the shelf leaned like the Tower of Pisa.
Mom walked in, arms crossed. “What happened?”
Dad scratched his head. “It’s… modern art.”
The kids laughed. “Looks like it’s about to collapse, Dad.”
Dad smirked. “Well, it’s not about how it looks. It’s about how I nailed it—literally.”
The shelf fell seconds later. Dad shrugged, “And just like that, we’ve got room for improvement!”
