The Curious Case of the Missing Burrito
A man walks into a Mexican restaurant and orders a large burrito. After he finishes eating, he calls over the waiter and says, “This burrito was delicious, but it tasted a bit like something was missing.” The waiter smiles and says, “Ah, well, that’s because you got the ‘Burrito of Mystery.’ It’s the house special where every bite is a surprise!” The man thinks for a moment and then says, “I didn’t get any salsa or guacamole with it. That’s what I was missing!” The waiter laughs and says, “No, no, Señor. The surprise is that you still came back for more after you realized the burrito was just rice and beans!”