The Fitness Plans
Dad: “Son, I’ve been thinking about getting fit.”
Son: “Really? That’s great, Dad. How are you planning on doing that?”
Dad: “Well, I’ve devised a new fitness plan. I’m going to start lifting… coffee mugs.”
Son: “Coffee mugs? How’s that going to help you get fit?”
Dad: “Easy. You see, the trick is to start with small mugs and work my way up to bigger ones. Eventually, I’ll be lifting full pots of coffee. I call it the ‘Mug-Lift Technique.’”
Son: “Dad, that’s not how fitness works.”
Dad: “Are you sure? I mean, I’ve already got the strength to carry three cups at once. I’m practically a professional now!”
Son: “Maybe you should try lifting some weights instead.”
Dad: “Nah, weights are too heavy. I’m sticking to the mugs. It’s a low-impact, high-reward workout!”