The Dinosaur Detective
A T-Rex and a Velociraptor walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “What can I get you two today?”
The T-Rex looks up and says, “I’ll have a T-Rex-sized whiskey, and make it extra strong. I’m tired of being misunderstood. Everyone thinks I’m just a big, scary lizard, but they don’t know how hard it is to find clothes that fit.”
The Velociraptor nods. “I’ll have a paleontologist on the rocks,” it says, “And don’t judge me—I’ve been hiding from predators all my life. One minute I’m blending in, the next I’m extinct. It’s a tough world out there for a raptor trying to make a living.”
The bartender smiles, “You know, I always thought you two were just part of the prehistoric crew. Turns out, you’re the most evolved customers I’ve ever had.”
