The Mermaid’s Dating Life
Why don’t fish ever date mermaids? One fish explained to another:
“Mermaids are half-human, and humans only care about looks. Last time I dated a mermaid, she told me to hit the gym and get rid of my ‘dad-bod fins!’ Like, excuse me, Karen, I swim 10 miles every day!”
The other fish nods and says, “Yeah, mermaids are too much work. I’d rather date a nice jellyfish—at least they don’t sting your ego.”
