The School Dropout
A little fish comes home from school and says to its mom, “I failed math today.”
The mom looks at the fish and asks, “What do you mean? All you have to do is count bubbles and remember how to avoid hooks!”
The fish groans. “I know, but the teacher asked me to calculate the angle of the hook and… well, I just froze.”
The mom sighs. “I guess we’re signing you up for extra swimming lessons.”