The Whale’s Talent Show
A whale enters a sea talent show. The host asks, “What’s your talent?”
The whale says, “I can hold my breath for over an hour.”
The host replies, “Impressive, but we need something entertaining.”
The whale smirks, takes a deep breath, and belts out the entire Under the Sea soundtrack in perfect pitch. The crowd erupts in applause, and the jellyfish in the front row faint from excitement.
