The Octopus and the Piano
An octopus walks into a piano shop and says, “I need a piano with extra keys.”
The shopkeeper asks, “Why? A regular piano has 88 keys!”
The octopus replies, “But I have eight arms! I want to play Mozart’s Eight-Handed Symphony!”
The shopkeeper nods, “Fair enough. Let me guess—you’re also looking for waterproof sheet music?”
The octopus smiles, “Now you’re thinking like an octopus!”
