The Fart Competition
At a prestigious farting competition, contestants from around the world gather to showcase their talents. The first contestant, a man from Italy, steps up to the stage and lets out a soft, delicate fart. The crowd applauds.
Next up, a contestant from France delivers a loud, powerful fart. The audience gasps in admiration.
Finally, the last contestant, an American, walks up, adjusts the microphone, and says, “Watch this, folks,” before letting out a fart so loud that it shakes the entire stadium.
The crowd is stunned, and the announcer, a serious-looking man, turns to the microphone and announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner… but also, someone needs to open a window.”
