Farting in Class
A student was sitting in class when they accidentally let out a loud fart. The teacher immediately raised her hand and said, “Who did that?”
The student nervously replied, “It wasn’t me!”
But the teacher, suspicious, asked again, “Who did that? It was so loud, I’m sure someone heard it.”
The student, still trying to avoid blame, said, “It wasn’t me, it was the chair!”
The teacher, rolling her eyes, replied, “Well, then I suggest you switch seats with the chair. It’s starting to make a habit of it.”
