The Best Magic Trick Ever
Dad: “You know, I learned a magic trick today!” Kid: “Really? What’s the trick?” Dad: “I made a pencil disappear.” Kid: “Wow, that sounds impressive!” Dad: “Yeah, I just put it in my pocket.” Kid: “That’s not magic, Dad.” Dad: “Well, it is if you’re on a tight budget!” It had such a long neck!” Kid: “I know, Dad. It’s a giraffe.” Dad: “And then we saw a zebra. It was wearing a lot of stripes.” Kid: “Yeah, that’s their thing, Dad.” Dad: “And we also saw a lion.” Kid: “Ooh, how was that?” Dad: “Well, the lion told us a joke.” Kid: “What did it say?” Dad: “It said, ‘I’m the king of the jungle, but my jokes are a bit… rawr!'”
