The Runaway Cactus
Dad: “I was at a plant store earlier today and saw something unbelievable.” Kid: “What was it?” Dad: “I saw a cactus.” Kid: “That’s not unbelievable, Dad.” Dad: “Wait for it! The cactus had legs!” Kid: “What? Cactus legs?” Dad: “Yep! It was running across the store.” Kid: “Dad, you’re losing it.” Dad: “Don’t be so sure. When I asked the storekeeper about it, he said, ‘That cactus is on the run… it’s a cactus-trophe waiting to happen!'”
